Getting Erica to Like Me
The journey to love.
When I was 18, I met a girl named Erica.
She was beautiful, smart, and funny. She had long blonde hair. Her eyes were bright and blue. As you might have guessed by now, I had a crush on Erica.
And so I asked Erica out. But she told me that she only dates 40-year-old construction workers.
I went home, feeling down on my luck. But not wanting to give up. I went out and I learned construction.
I went back to Erica. I asked her out again.
But, she told me that she only dates 40-year-old construction workers.
So I returned to the world. I lived my life. I practiced construction. I gained experience.
Finally, the day came. I’d done everything I had to do. I’d turned 40. I’d learned construction.
So I asked Erica out.
And she told me she was busy.