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Beware of Junk Writing Courses
A few tips before you dump loads of cash into instruction.
Hey, you! Want to become a writer?
Of course, you do. We all do. Your mom wants you to. Your dream girl wants you to.
You’ll be admired. You’ll be wealthier than King Midas.
Well, guess what? Your journey starts today. Become a writer for the low, low price of $999.99!
But wait.
Starting now, if you sign up in the next five minutes, you can join our Elite Writer Assassin course for $989.99 — and get this free creators spellbook for free!
Only 5 seconds left!
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No?
OK, five more seconds. Hurry. Get your credit card! We’ll pause the clock.
Alright, but seriously, there are hundreds of writing courses available. It can make your head spin. They are a windfall of cash for instructors.
Not every course is bad. But you can burn through your wallet if you aren’t careful. Here are my issues with writing courses.
