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Hooters Airlines Was Actually a Thing
A true story.
“I was one of a few pilots who could honestly say they died and went to pilot heaven.” — Former Hooters pilot, who wished to remain anonymous.
I used to frequent a drive-through coffee shop on my way to work.
It was right by my house and no larger than a big walk-in closet.
A friendly, silver-haired couple owned it. They’d been there for decades, and their coffee saved my life.
One day something changed.
I arrived at the store to find a new design and ownership.
Instead of Morning Brew Drive-Thru, there was now a freshly-painted, Vixens & Kittens Coffee Hut.
Instead of a friendly old couple, I was now greeted by two young women wearing full sadomasochistic style lingerie, with stiletto heels, huge fake eyelashes, and tons of makeup.
The drive-through window slid open.
“HeEeyYyYyY big boy! <wink> <wink> How are you!!!!”
Hanging from the window, there was this new, oversized cup, with “TIPS!!! :)” written boldly in neon.
As one “vixen” made my coffee, the other stretched her neck out the window…
