“How To Consistently Wake Up at Midnight.” — If Cats Wrote Self Improvement Articles

A look into cat psychology.

Source: Unsplash pic by Kate Stone Matheson

My cat used to open my X-Box CD slot and swat at it as it opened and closed. He knew how to turn the power on too. The game CDs invariably got scratched. I’ve had $100’s of dollars in games ruined by that kitty.

Did I get an apology? Heck no.

He’d do it and coolly looked me in the eyes as if to say, “So what are you gonna do about it?”

I love cats. But they’re different from us. Way, way different.

What if they became self-help gurus and starting writing on Medium?

They’d certainly be a different kind of Life Coach.

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And a pair of socks.

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Knock it over.

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No apologies.