“How To Consistently Wake Up at Midnight.” — If Cats Wrote Self Improvement Articles
A look into cat psychology.
My cat used to open my X-Box CD slot and swat at it as it opened and closed. He knew how to turn the power on too. The game CDs invariably got scratched. I’ve had $100’s of dollars in games ruined by that kitty.
Did I get an apology? Heck no.
He’d do it and coolly looked me in the eyes as if to say, “So what are you gonna do about it?”
I love cats. But they’re different from us. Way, way different.
What if they became self-help gurus and starting writing on Medium?
They’d certainly be a different kind of Life Coach.
The Power of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Realize your dreams today — don’t move.
I Was Born Wearing An Ugly Sweater
And a pair of socks.
The Glass Is Half Full
Knock it over.
Licking Myself On The Dinner Table
Use the 80/20 Rule to Decrease Efficiency
Start procrastinating now.
Find A Smaller Box To Sit In
Why limits are a good thing.
Optimizing Your Laptop
For a nap.
Overcoming My Addiction To Squirrel Livestreams
How I turned the power off.
Walk With Confidence
Across a piano at 1 AM.
My Owner’s Boyfriend Keeps Saying He Enjoys Eating me
What does it mean?
The Problem with Empathy
What are values?
When I Knew My Owner Was The One
That I wanted to kill
Use Meows to Accelerate Road Trips
Escape the crate quicker.
If You Want To Succeed You Must Sacrifice Other Animals
5 Ways to Declutter Your Kitty Litter
Step 2 — Give The Dog Access.
How To Date A Non-Narcissist
Yes — they do exist.
Improving Your People Kills
Why are Dogs so Extra?
Put CBD in their food.