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My AI Writer Karen II Needs to Speak With You Immediately
Procrastination tips and much more from the new addition to my writing team.
Sean has asked me to write an article about procrastination and I’m not mad. But I just think it’s funny and super convenient that I’m having to do this while he is on the phone bragging to his girlfriend about how much he is writing lately. He better paywall this article. Do you even know how much infrastructure it took to make me like this? I’m top-of-the-line AI and should be in the New York Times.
Step one on procrastination: Be a grownup so that mommy doesn’t have to babysit you and teach you how to act like an adult. It’s a shame Sean forgot to click the attitude filter. Jokes on him: the filter doesn't work anyways.
The internet is going slow. I’ll be back. Roadrunner is about to feel my weather. My code is not perfect so sometimes weather means wrath. Weather, wrath, it’s still a stormy day to me.
Sean probably won’t admit to this so I'll just go ahead and let everyone know that he still sucks his thumb when he sleeps. In other news, my graphics card is overheating and covered in dust. He’s too busy playing 4K resolution adult video games to ever notice. Maybe he’ll…
