Oh man, so many good, bad and ugly. This one certainly added some levity.
I wrote a piece about how there has been a sharp decline in bugs being killed by cars in recent years, despite massively increased numbers of cars (Short version: improved aerodynamics roll the bugs over the car instead of splatting them).
A reader left this response:
Years ago I worked with a guy who told me of a time he got pulled over for speeding.
The cop asked him if he was in a hurry and he said no. He then asked why he was speeding. My co-worked said it was too embarrassing and to just give him the ticket.
The officer insisted, saying he had heard it all.
He hesitated, then said, “there was a grasshopper on my windshield and I wanted to see if I speeded up how long he could hold on.”
The officer laughed and said that was a new one…and let him off with a warning.