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Please, Please — Stop Buying These Get Rich Quick Courses

A look at what should be obvious.

Sean Kernan
5 min readMay 4, 2023

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via The Lazy Artist Gallary (Pexels)

If I ever rent a Lamborghini for one hour, remind me to take 50 pictures in front of it and sell a get-rich-quick course.

It’s always the same formula, isn’t it? A dude standing in a posh house (he rented) or in front of a library full of sports cars that aren’t his.

He’s either totally blinged out in his suit or he’s wearing pajamas to reinforce the leisure of his success.

This could be you, amigo. Yes, you.

These Superman pajamas could be around your legs — at noon on a Tuesday, with a pair of models waiting for you in the bedroom because you’ve mastered the art of seduction (← Hyperlink to Pickup Artist Course).

In his long sales videos, he often stands in his living room with a funny whiteboard with generic platitudes as the variables.

X-Axis: Your potential.

Y-Axis: Your confidence.

Result?

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