So You'd Like To Be a 17th Century Executioner? (Non-Graphic Humor)

A look into the career path of an executioner, based on fact, not fiction. And maybe with a bit of humor.

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Between adulterers, thieves, arsonists, idolaters, fornicators, heretics, and witches — heads were rolling in 17th and 18th century France. (This post will not contain graphic imagery.) Unfortunately, heads don’t separate from bodies on their own.

We have a job opening. Are you interested?

I think you’d do great. It won’t be as terrible as you think. Sure, you might be kicking stools out from under the condemned, swinging blades, doing some fun rope play, tying witches to posts. Your job will certainly require creativity.

Are you good with a sword? No? Well, that’s OK. As long as you are a quick learner with attention to detail, you’ll do quite well.

Let’s find out how strong you are. Hold this big sword real fast. Place two hands on the handle.

Typical Executioners sword used during french executions. Not intended for combat. Too clunky. Not agile. Note the flat edge at the end. (Source: Wikipedia images)

Yes, I know, it’s a bit heavy. That is by design.